"Normality is a paved road. It is comfortable to walk but no flowers grow on it."
- Vincent Van Gogh -
stop unfollowing me i have a family to support and cocaine to buy
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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